SUBWAY DOUCHERY : … and the winner is …
Ut oh! Looks like someone had a bit too much fun at the Oscar party! How could you hold back?!?! Katherine Bigelow, the first woman to win an Oscar for Best Director! It’s almost like when Obama won the presidency, except it’s meaningless! No worries, after a few dozen drinks just stretch out on the always comfortable stairs of Penn Station. It’s not illegal or unsanitary or scary…. it’s completely acceptable!
I see you took the proper precautions before sleeping in public. First, you took out your cell phone and placed it next to you. Just in case someone calls, you don’t have to go fumbling into your well fitting pants to retrieve it. Second, comfort is key. Make sure you roll that shirt up and let your gut be FREE! Making sure it has the air that it needs for you to sleep as well as possible. And let’s be honest, it gives all the ladies a flash of coming attractions!
*** The real winner is Christopher B. for sending in this Oscar worthy picture! Keep on Douchin’ ***
