SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Seats are confusing.
I totally agree, sir! Seats are confusing! I never know where my ass is suppose to go, where my legs are suppose to hang, if I should be sitting up right, if I should be hanging up side down like I’m friggin’ Batman, it never ends! The subway seats should have directions so mishaps like this don’t occur. You try to catch a couple of Z’s and end up looking like a confused college Freshman trying to pass out at a frat party.
As each person enters the train and witnesses your makeshift Butthole Field Goal, they completely understand your plight! Who hasn’t found themselves in this precarious position at least once in their lifetime? Where they completely lose all forms of moral and social standards and forget the proper way to sit down!
*** This picture was provided by the one…. the only…. ADAM SCHNEIDER! You can check out his webpage at http://www.AboutSchneider.com You’ve seen him in commercials for sure. Keep on Douchin’ ***
