SUBWAY DOUCHERY : God’s Top Representative
Who am I? Why am I here? What is the meaning of my existence? I found myself pondering these very questions and by divine intervention, the good Lord sent his TOP REPRESENTATIVE to answer them all! The naked woman (pictured above) paced the platform muttering pearls of wisdom about Jesus, the apocalypse, and her unique fashion sense. I intrinsically understood that clothing would only cloud her very specific message of…. something. Frankly, my eyes did all the listening.
In the subway system, religious zealots often wear robes and stand on soap boxes screaming that gay marriage is going to make the Earth explode. Scientologists are eager to give back rubs and stress tests. But this Woman of the Faith subscribes to the Less Talk, More Flesh school of religion. I’m sure everyone in heaven is high fivin’ that this future saint is spreading the Word!
*** It’s gettin’ hot in here… so take off all yo’ clothes… A round of applause for Andy S. sending in this steamer of a pic! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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chick with clothes
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STOP it… just stop… im done. lol
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lmaowut?!?!?! Which station
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