SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Phenomenal Parenting
“Teach your children well…” Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
No one ever said parenting would be easy, but these parents make it look effortless! Instead putting their screaming daughter on her own two feet… instead of barring her from making an obnoxious scene… instead of shaming her into silence… they let this three foot terror roll around on PUBLIC TRANSIT FLOORS, which I am sure is about as healthy as drinking water out of a urinal, and completely run/ruin their lives.
Their theory? Let her scream it out! Allow her little lungs to really explore the acoustics of Grand Central Station! Eventually she will realize that Mommy & Daddy don’t approve of this behavior, even though:
1. A crowd of international tourists began to gather around them snapping pictures and taking video.
2. An experienced looking grandmother type (a.k.a a friggin’ STRANGER!) tried to pick their daughter off the ground but was batted off by the child.
3. The police had to get involved!
“… and know they love you!” - Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
*** This picture came from the Douchery Blue Label Reserve. Keep on Douchin’ ***
