SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Losing My Dignity
I can’t believe we are this stuffed! I finally know how these people feel! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk2R_mqV4ts) I’ve lost all humanity. At least no one will have the brass cajones and attempt to get on at the next stop… wait…. what the hell is this girl thinking?!? Unless she used to be a defensive lineman, there is no way she’s going to get on this train. Is she a wizard magically creating space where there is none?
SHE JUST GAVE ME A DIRTY LOOK! Listen honey, you are not special. I’ve already swallowed all my dignity just being on this train. There is NOWHERE for any of us to move other than inside of each other. Those doors have to close. This isn’t San Francisco! (http://www.mayoff.com/5-01cablecarDCP01887.jpg) Uncle Jesse and Joey aren’t there as “a hand to hold on to!”
p.s. The Joker called, he wants his jacket back.
*** Today’s picture came from The Douchery Private Reserve Collection. Keep on Douchin’ ***
