SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : THIS IS HAPPENING!

Okay.. so tomorrow I have to do my laundry, I really need to hit the grocery….OH MY GOD! This is not happening. This can’t be happening. This IS happening. They aren’t really gonna… Oh my god! I am pretty sure I just saw insertion…. Stay calm. Stare straight ahead. Under no circumstances will I look in that direction again…. Oh no! I just looked! That can’t be comfortable! How is he gyrating so much? LOOK AWAY!

Just going to take out my John Grisham and ignore this until the next stop…. wait are they talking dirty? I just heard a groan. I’m gonna be sick… CRAP! I just looked again! My god, I’ve never enjoyed anything as much as these two psychos are enjoying a good bone session on a public train. I wish I could be that uninhibited. NO! They are gross. I want nothing to do with this… Just going to take out my iPod put on some Maxwell and move closer to the free sex show!

*** Wow. Brought to my attention by Tuan. Originally tweeted by@NaeGotChuBusinn  Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THATS RECKLESS AS FUCK. OMG.

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   this (un)fortunately(?) placed man’s face.

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    Mom what are they doing?

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    after rush hour…smh

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    ykezaen de culear en el trome

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    That’s NY for ya.lol.

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    disturbing. Whats wrong

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    I thought this should be in private?

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