SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Limbo Stretch
The hamstrings. Perhaps one of the most important muscles to stretch and BY GOD you make it look EASY! All that’s missing from your pre-workout stretch is a game controller, a bag of Doritos, and a flat screen. Not only are you taking care of your body, you make it look cool…. damn near SEXY! Rocking a mullet, skinny jeans (which you’ve obviously earned the right to wear), and brining back the 80’s androgynous look because I can’t tell if you’re a boy or a girl!
If you picked any other train car, you would be considered Grade A JerkMeat for mashing your dirty friggin’ feet all over the bar and limiting passable space for others to enter and exit the train. Lucky for you, this train is filled with professional limbo dancers that would be happy to use your makeshift limbo stick. Are you available for weddings and birthday parties?
*** The douchery is back from Los Angeles, and we got a hot one from Yung! Thanks for the pic, thanks for looking out, and as always Keep on Douchin’ ***
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am so very guilty of...one. Sans mullet. subwaydouchery:
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