SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Parisian Walk of Shame

Wow…. we really drank a lot last night! It was so cool of you to sleep on the couch and let me have the bed! SUCH A GOOD FRIEND!!! You were really out cold though… What’s that? Oh, you look fine! No need to check yourself in the mirror. In fact, I’d stay away from all reflective surfaces until we get home! Take a cab? No way! You are looking so good let’s show you off on le metro! I look like crap but you look like you’re going to a swanky french brunch! BEST EUROPEAN VACATION EVER!

Huh? I don’t know why everyone keeps smirking at you. I think you had so much fun last night that you are giving off a glow! The glow of a woman really coming into her own!

*** This champion of a pic came all the way from GAY PAREE! (..paris) From international reader and lady of mystery Liana B. THANKS! Keep on Douche’ ***

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