One From The Douchery Vault:
Kicking off 2013 with an updated classic!
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Facial Bookends
* Part II of The Hardest Party Hard Series *
“I…….had….the time of my life….and I never felt this way before….. OMG! NEW YEARS EVE 2011!!!!! 2012 bit the BIG ONE but I know 2013 is gonna be BANANAS!!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!! And in celebration of Bananas and New Years, I’m drinking a whole bottle of 99 Bananas Schnapps and bustin’ out my great grandmother’s mink (it’s actually dog fur) shawl! This bottle is gonna be done before my super awesome BFFz, Bryan & Katy, get here! Everyone knows you can’t get drunk on New Years…” - Ashley (aka Ash)
Six hours later tells a different story. A story that is in the faces of the two passengers that bookend these Passed Out Three Musketeers. There is nothing that we could write that would compare with the absolute disdain in the gentleman’s face and the utter disgust in the Lady with the purple hat’s face. Please drink responsibly or spring for a cab!
*** Britnie must have made a New Year’s Resolution to send in awesome pictures! THANK YOU & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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