SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Overhead Compartment
Yeah, it’s fine! Just stuff your crap in those bars hanging from the ceiling! Haven’t you ever been on a plane? It’s the same concept, except there is no stewardess or cocktail peanuts. Is it safe?!?!? Does the Pope shit in the woods?!?! OF COURSE IT’S SAFE! If anything goes flying, I got the reflexes of a friggin’ switchblade! I’ll catch it and stuff it back in the bag faster than you can say, “This is a terrible idea!” What do you mean you’ve never seen anyone do this before? Well….neither have I! But that just means we are goddam URBAN PIONEERS!
STOP WORRYING!!! Our pizza will be fine. (Look closely, these idiots did in fact put a pizza up there) Don’t forget heat rises! Since our pizza is so close to the roof of the subway, all that heat is just going to bounce back onto our pie! Hell, it’ll be just as hot as when it came out of the oven. Some people think you get dumber with age, but not me! I’m a four-alarm-fuckin’-GENIUS! Why is everyone looking at us funny?
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