SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Buffalo Wild Wing!
I can’t think of anything more nutritious/socially acceptable for a kid to be eating on the subway than BUFFALO WINGS! Slather on some WAAAAANG sauce and a couple dippers of BLUUUE CHEEEZE and have at it! Don’t worry about napkins or any semblance of hygiene for that matter, just gross everyone out with your ferocious eating habits and sauce covered fingers! Who says 15% of America’s kids are overweight and that number is increasing at an alarming rate?!?! The American Obesity Association, that’s who! http://www.obesity.org/
Little lady, when your finished don’t concern yourself with throwing out the chicken bones and Styrofoam container. Didn’t your momma teach you, cleaning up after yourself is for LOSERS! Just spike it on the floor like a game winning touch down! Rub your buffalo crusted hands on anything close by and get on with your day! After all that eating, I bet you are ready for a nap! Might as well stretch out on the bench and sleep off those WAAAANGS!
***Put your paws together for Meredith T. and the absolutely repulsive pictures she sent in! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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