SUBWAY DOUCHERY : THIS WAS YOUR BIG CHANCE!
“Sexual Harassment is a crime in the subway, too!” The MTA’s catchy/frighteningly obvious new slogan has been all the rage with posters and daily announcements. But then whoops! Metro New York reported that a piece of human garbage (those are my words, they used “man”) “…shoved his crotch against a woman then touched her shoulder. The piece of human garbage then walked toward Warren (pictured above) and she shouted ‘Don’t you fucking touch me, you pervert.’ “
The guy was then stopped from boarding another train until the police got there. When they arrived, he continued to fondle himself but the police didn’t arrest him because they said he was “crazy.” OF COURSE! The crazy defense always works in movies, why not reality?
The MTA & NYPD will now be changing their slogan to, “Sexual Harassment is a crime in the subway, too! Unless you act crazy, then you’ll be free to go! No questions asked. Happy Hunting!”
In other news, the lady pictured above is working the modern Annie Hall look. Obviously, she got herself jazzed up for her Metro New York “almost molested” photo shoot. But if someone sent me that same picture but she was on her cell phone, I’d totally write about it!
***I used today Tuesday February 9, 2010 Metro New York. The article was written by Amy Zimmer & the photo was taken by Emily Anne Epstein.
