SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Movin’ in?
I wasn’t aware today was move in day! Alright, I’ll call the super and see if we can get access to the freight elevators. What kind of cargo are we dealing with? Ahh, miscellaneous plastic bags. Good thing! You can never have too many shopping bags, that’s what I always say! I like how you’ve spread your luggage out. Good way to maximize the space! Let everyone on this 5p.m. rush hour train know tough noogies! YOU NEED THE ROOM!
I hope you don’t mind me asking but what is that fascinating fragrance emanating from your belongings? It’s a delightful mix of bug spray and a sweet and sour medley that I can’t put my finger on but it’s triggering my gag reflex in the most intriguing way! The aroma seems to have enchanted the rest of the train car judging by many of the other passengers holding their noses and making faces like they just sucked a lemon. Who says moving is unpleasant?!?!
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