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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Captain Clipper Wow…is he really….please tell me…GROSS! The puker featured last Monday (http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/365283120) might not have been drunk at all. He was probably sitting across from ol’ Finger Nails Fred here! The audacity to whip out a pair of nail clippers and give yourself a makeshift manicure on public transit. Just the thought, that as you were walking out the door you made sure you had your keys, your wallet, and your clippers just in case the digits needed a touch up! It is a relief that pictures don’t come with audio because the sound would be enough to turn my spine to glass! No need to worry about the clippings! Just let them jettison any which way! The rest of us will dive for cover because they are the sanitary equivalent of live grenades! Whatever happened to reading a book, listening to an iPod, or even just blankly staring off into space. The precision on this gentleman’s face during his favorite hobby is enough to make you lose faith in humanity. UNACCEPTABLE! …and you could fit a Thanksgiving turkey between those legs! ***A round of applause for Brian B. I’ve received lots of pictures of people clipping their nails on the subway. But none captured this atrocity as well as Brian’s. Keep on Douchin’ my man! Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Captain Clipper

Wow…is he really….please tell me…GROSS! The puker featured last Monday (http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/365283120) might not have been drunk at all. He was probably sitting across from ol’ Finger Nails Fred here! The audacity to whip out a pair of nail clippers and give yourself a makeshift manicure on public transit. Just the thought, that as you were walking out the door you made sure you had your keys, your wallet, and your clippers just in case the digits needed a touch up! It is a relief that pictures don’t come with audio because the sound would be enough to turn my spine to glass!

No need to worry about the clippings! Just let them jettison any which way! The rest of us will dive for cover because they are the sanitary equivalent of live grenades! Whatever happened to reading a book, listening to an iPod, or even just blankly staring off into space. The precision on this gentleman’s face during his favorite hobby is enough to make you lose faith in humanity. UNACCEPTABLE!

…and you could fit a Thanksgiving turkey between those legs!

***A round of applause for Brian B. I’ve received lots of pictures of people clipping their nails on the subway. But none captured this atrocity as well as Brian’s. Keep on Douchin’ my man! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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  1. cloudeye reblogged this from subwaydouchery
  2. jadorex reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    great. My new favorite blog.
  3. neatologie reblogged this from subwaydouchery
  4. meghanwithanh reblogged this from seasaltandvinegar and added:
    So gross! That sound gives me nightmares. I also don’t understanding people’s reasoning behind doing this on the subway.
  5. seasaltandvinegar reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    NEVER understood how so many people carry around
  6. brendanmc reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    This is horrible. I would like...believe this guy would be chewed out. It reminds me
  7. joshmorrissey reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    oh man, so glad I haven’t seen someone doing
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