SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Welcome to the Sex Train…Feel the Breeze!
Make ‘em say UHHHHH! NA NA NA NAAA! Is it hot on this train or is it the sexual magnetism causing particles to vibrate?!?! This man is sensuality concentrate! I thought I was getting on a 6 train, but I walked in on a dude’s photo shoot…minus a photographer, proper lighting, and worthy subject. This photo inspired John Mayer’s homoerotic Rolling Stone cover. (http://art8amby.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/rolling-stone-feb-04-2010-john-mayer.jpg)
Get those expensive boots all over that seat! Try to make the seat as dirty as your perfectly crushed jeans are supposed to look. Don’t worry, I got gallons of Purell Hand Sanitizer! You’ve had a few drinks and you want to treat public transit like your crushed velvet couch. You are the man women want….to move far away from….and men want to be…sure your not going to hit on them.
*** Photo courtesy of Leonard S. taken on Thanksgiving Day! Hot pic my friend, hot pic! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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