SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Where did I put it?
Oh honey, you are telling me! I can never find my MetroCard either! Every single time I use it, I just toss it any which way the wind blows! Then next time I’m looking for it, I go through the same old song dance of “Where’s my MetroCard? Is it in my jeans? Is it in my purse? Did those goddam leprechauns steal another one under my nose?” I see no point in consistently putting it in the same place just because that would be responsible and save time. I gotta be me!
Also, just plop that purse anywhere that is convenient for you! You could stand off to the side and not block people from entering or exiting, but who gives a gosh darn about them! THEY ARE NOT YOU! SO TO HECK WITH ‘EM! Just pretend you are rearranging your sock drawer on a lazy summer’s day, and take all the time you need. Hell, I’ll go get us a couple of Diet Cokes and stand in the other entry. Go through my wallet, maybe balance my check book whilst you are lookin’ for that MetroCard!
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