SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Thar she blows!!!

We knew it was going to be bad…we did not know it was going to be this bad…All the signs were clearly visible that this human volcano was about to erupt. The sloppy train entrance, vacant googly eyes, the muttering of, “Dude, I’m so fuggin’ drunks..”, the way he plopped himself into the seat like a sweaty sack of potatoes. Some of us wondered, is he a crazytown or a drunk? Is he going to start quoting the Bible or is he going to be sick? Tragically, the worst of our fears came to fruition. The remains of a night on the town and the better part of a Sesame Chicken combo platter cascaded all over the subway floor. We never stood a chance.

The true heroes in this picture are the passengers on either side of Mr. Amateur Hour. Due to the size of the puddle, he clearly has gone through numerous booming heaves. The average passenger would have levitated out of their seats while exclaiming, “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!” But not these true believers, they had a seat and come hell or high water (or chunky puddles of puke) they were not giving up their spot! And for that, everyone here at Subway Douchery salutes you!

*** A round of applause for Victor and everyone that made this picture possible! Victor stated, “It was 4:30am the subway cart was packed and at least 10 people took pictures of him.” Thanks for looking out! As always, Keep on Douchin’ ***

Posted February 1, 2010 at 11:32am || home

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