SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mama said there’d be days like this…
I wish children could read the Douchery. First, it would help boost my traffic. Second, they could understand that mothers get tired and the train isn’t a jungle gym. The MTA won’t be handing out juice boxes and no one finds you cute after a full days work. Look at the defeat written all over that poor mother’s body. A slumped head and body language that says, “I’ve given up…they started screaming at 7:45am and now it’s 6:15pm…they haven’t stopped…frankly, they’ve only gained strength…”
At first, you want the mother to discipline her children. After a minute or so, you want to offer her a cocktail and hope a band of pirates take the little rug rats to Neverland. But hopefully, little Bobby is about to learn that the horsey-ride-pole-straddle might not be all the laughs it’s cracked up to be after the train hits a hard curve.
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