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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Eye of the Douche
“CONGRATULATIONS!!!! YOU’RE THE BEST AROUND!!!! NO ONE IS EVER GONNA GET YOU DOWN!!!! WE ALL WISH WE WERE YOU!!! We’re all just sitting here like a bunch of Fatso Fatties taking the train to our next junk food feeding trough while you’re high above us doing crunches. If there is a secret to life, you’ve obviously figured it out. That’s why you feel compelled to force subway passengers to watch you work out… BECAUSE YOU’RE TOTALLY SECURE IN YOURSELF!!!
Wait… GET OUT!!! You’re a personal trainer at Equinox?!?! I never would have guessed! I would have said superhero, or crime fighter, or the second coming of a super fit, less lean, more musclebound Jesus Christ! Is it really all about diet, though? Could you please tell me that everything I eat is garbage with a vacant but uber-positive gleam in your eye?!? But please, don’t let me interrupt your AB SHRED-A-THON!!! We all know you are better than us.” - What this gentleman hears in his head at all times
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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Eye of the Douche

“CONGRATULATIONS!!!! YOU’RE THE BEST AROUND!!!! NO ONE IS EVER GONNA GET YOU DOWN!!!! WE ALL WISH WE WERE YOU!!! We’re all just sitting here like a bunch of Fatso Fatties taking the train to our next junk food feeding trough while you’re high above us doing crunches. If there is a secret to life, you’ve obviously figured it out. That’s why you feel compelled to force subway passengers to watch you work out… BECAUSE YOU’RE TOTALLY SECURE IN YOURSELF!!!

Wait… GET OUT!!! You’re a personal trainer at Equinox?!?! I never would have guessed! I would have said superhero, or crime fighter, or the second coming of a super fit, less lean, more musclebound Jesus Christ! Is it really all about diet, though? Could you please tell me that everything I eat is garbage with a vacant but uber-positive gleam in your eye?!? But please, don’t let me interrupt your AB SHRED-A-THON!!! We all know you are better than us.” - What this gentleman hears in his head at all times

*** This GIF is everywhere and I saw it on my feed and couldn’t help myself. But you can help me FOLLOW @THETOMSIBLEY!!! ***

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