SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Sex in Advertising

I don’t want to sound like a prude, but some things are too sexy for the subway. How am I suppose to relax when I have this dangerously decadent man gazing directly into my soul? I try to look away at other advertisements, but he keeps beckoning to come hither with his piercing eyes. I try to read my Dean Koontz but am distracted by his sensual choice in argyle sweaters.

So I close my eyes and think about baseball, but I can hear his call, “I teach…I dooooooo…” What is it that he does? Do I dare ask? Am I ready for the sexual rapture his answer will cause? Janet Jackson once sang, “Like a moth to the flame, burned by the fire!” I never understood that lyric, I thought she hated insects. But now, I deeply understand. Some things are too scandalous for the subways.

*** The picture is actually an advertisement for the School of Visual Arts. A great school here in the city and I’ve appeared in many of their student films. Got all the free coffee and donuts that you can shake a roll of toilet paper at! http://www.SVA.edu

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