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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Takin’ care of business!
Accidents can happen and the MTA, like an overeager Boy Scout, is always prepared! Gay Pride Day can make things a bit rough and tumble in the subway systems. I myself have seen things that have been etched into my memory like a bad tattoo. It comes as no surprise that a spill of unknown liquids could amass on this festive holiday. BUT NOT FOR LONG!
Like a super hero, this MTA employee swoops in not with a mop, psssh!! A mop?!?!? Child’s play!! Why make this clean up efficient and neat?!?! She grabs the closest option possible, the quilted quicker picker upper, BOUNTY! She rolls it out like a red carpet for this mysterious fluid! Why clean it up when the paper towel can fuse with the liquid to make a sickening gray mush that the rest of us will have to slosh through? Service. Quality. Efficiency. 
*** This great shot was sent in by Aaron at http://www.dontdiephone.com A great site that you all should check out. Hey Aaron, Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Takin’ care of business!

Accidents can happen and the MTA, like an overeager Boy Scout, is always prepared! Gay Pride Day can make things a bit rough and tumble in the subway systems. I myself have seen things that have been etched into my memory like a bad tattoo. It comes as no surprise that a spill of unknown liquids could amass on this festive holiday. BUT NOT FOR LONG!

Like a super hero, this MTA employee swoops in not with a mop, psssh!! A mop?!?!? Child’s play!! Why make this clean up efficient and neat?!?! She grabs the closest option possible, the quilted quicker picker upper, BOUNTY! She rolls it out like a red carpet for this mysterious fluid! Why clean it up when the paper towel can fuse with the liquid to make a sickening gray mush that the rest of us will have to slosh through? Service. Quality. Efficiency.

*** This great shot was sent in by Aaron at http://www.dontdiephone.com A great site that you all should check out. Hey Aaron, Keep on Douchin’ ***

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