SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Location! Location! Location!
Wait…now hold on just a minute….are you telling me I can eat a whopper in the same place I’ve seen the homeless openly take shits and where rats roam freely like wild horses?!?!? SIGN ME UP! I know I haven’t been ridin’ the New York City rails all that long, but things just keep getting better and better! Not only do I get to hear some of the best bucket drumming on the East Coast, but here’s a BK Broiler conveniently located in a cesspool under Macy’s!
*post visit*
IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED!!! Not only was all the food soggy like it had been soaking in a jar of miscellaneous liquid but it was also TOTALLY OVERPRICED! The service you ask??? Top notch! The girl that took my order treated me like human garbage and it took close to 15 minutes to get my order. Best part? The whole place smelled like ammonia covering the scent of feces! BK IS BACK!
