SUBWAY DOUCHERY : You better work, COVERGIRL!
Looks like someone hit the snooze button one too many times this morning! Enjoyed tee many Martoonies with Blake from accounting and now you are paying the price. But no worries, you can make up time by painting your face on subway! What better place to put objects in and around your eyes then a bumpy crowded train car. And it’s a chance for men to see behind the feminine curtain of how you ladies doll yourselves up!
If I wanted to save time in the morning I could apply deorderant, brush my teeth, and pat down the ol’ bean bag with Gold Bond Medicated Powder, right after hopping on the L train! But I don’t because I’m an adult with dignity and self respect, also because I don’t want to get arrested. But I encourage you explore the boundaries of feminine hygiene while continuing to give everyone around you the willies!
*** Photo shoot compliments of Dormin Nimrod! Hot photo! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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superherojuice reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
LOL. THIS IS MY MORNING BLOGIFIED.
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onlyleica reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
I totally admit that I’ve put makeup on on...hey…sometimes you’re
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millienand1 reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
This is just so wrong! lol
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