SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Pretentious: Based on the novel “Jerk” by Sapphire
This may appear to be a pretentious twit that brought his own comfy chair on to the subway. The kind of guy that would say, “I do some of my best contemplating on the tube, but those seats are far too pedestrian for my delicate no-ass in corduroys.” The kind of guy that would say “tube” although he’s American. I would not blame you for a such an assumption, but you would be incorrect!
What you are witnessing is a man, by using only brain power, crossed the space and time continuum, then miraculously appeared on a downtown R train. This is the moment right before realizing he was no longer sitting in his dorm room at Hunter College, but sitting in his “thinking chair” on the subway. The moment before he realized the world would never be the same… or he’s just a huge jerk blocking the doors with furniture from home.
*** Thanks to Jason & Ahmad! You guys really boated a marlin with this pic! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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say, this article includes...words with; Pretentious: Based
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pretty freaking Hilarious. It feels like...train. “This is not
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