SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Anything else, Madam?
Good morning, Madam! I see you’ve made yourself comfortable with a table by the window…good choice! Please enjoy the complimentary newspaper that you’ve spread on as many seats as possible, like a painter with drop cloths! Is there anything else we could do to make your stay as enjoyable as possible? Perhaps a bran muffin or a Cinnamon Dolce Latte? Spirited calf massage?
If all is to your satisfaction, I would suggest just crossing your legs and enjoying the ride. Don’t worry about the all the miscreants standing around you, with their muddy hands holding on to poles. They don’t deserve any of the seats you’ve monopolized with your periodicals. By the way, beautiful jacket! When is the dog sled race?
*** Great pic from the one….the only….DOMENIC GAGLIANO! You really knocked it out of the park with this find! Keep on Douchin’ ***
