SUBWAY DOUCHERY : A Special Place in Hell
You are rebellious. You are dangerous. You have that devil may care attitude that drives ladies and certain dudes wild! You’ve been chompin’ on this bit of gum and it seems to have lost it’s flavor…so what are you going to do? Put it in the wrapper and throw it out? NOT YOU! You are going to be the BIGGEST JERK OFF IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE and put it on the back of a subway seat. With any luck, you’ll get what you want..some poor unsuspecting son of gun will sit down and ruin his jacket. He’ll have no idea why he keeps getting minty fresh whiffs of air! He may not even sense the pity coming from people behind him.
But like my great grandmother used to say, “There is a hot seat in Hell for anyone that wants one!” And you just staked your claim in the fiery pits of hell with one stick of Winterfresh!
***Put your paws together for dedicated reader Carolyn Weiss for this gem of a pic! I have to ask…did you clean up the gum?***
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