SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : DIESEL wants to be Common People…

All this time, I thought Diesel’s Italian flare jeans were only for fantastically rich European tourists that have a borderline obsession with blue jeans. But no! Diesel has littered the subway walls with hundreds of advertisements just like the one pictured above! Beautiful people with tiny waists doing hilariously “stupid” things! Look at that guy! He’s got his head in a fucking mail box! I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve wanted to just be silly and do that!

Here’s another way of being “stupid”, post hundreds of ads for jeans that cost $300 dollars on the walls of public transportation! If I am choosing between a $89 MetroCard or a fraction of a payment on a pair of blue jeans… I always go for the jeans! Who needs food?!?!

***Note: When I first moved to New York, I bought a pair of Diesel jeans. I could handle only being able to afford tomato soup and pretzels for a few weeks, as long as I looked urban and awesome! When friends found out how much I paid for them, and since they were tighter than any man that plans to have children should ever wear, I never lived it down.***

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   i can say is… WTF??? HAHAHAHA.. MAJOR DOUCHEBAG!! LOL

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