SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Queen
Earlier in the week,we met The Champion whocreated a seat where there was none. But today, we meet The Queen whoeffortlessly makes THREE SEATS into ONE THRONE.
With regal poise, she looks upon her court as if to say, “I HOPE SOMEONE ASKS ME TO MOVE ONE OF THESE MODELLS SPORTING GOODS BAGS…THEY’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?!” With one begloved hand extended, for wooers and visiting royality to place their lips, she has a body language that reveals she has grown weary of onlookers “admiring” her choice in seating. And not since Queen Elizabeth I has a key lime green winter frock been worn with such ample grace.
True, she is remorselessly taking up three seats, but prepared be the man that dare question her decision to do so. The Queen’s wrath is like a god’s anger!
***Thanks to Sebastien Kuo who submitted this rich picture! He added a comment, “Not in shot: Girl with crutches with no where to sit. I did offer her my seat after I took this photo.” A true gentleman, Sebastien! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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I’d hit it.
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Hey there, fuckwit—it’s Cosmo. Just wanted to reblog and show you how to spell ‘throne’. Just in case whatever editor...
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