SUBWAY DOUCHERY : WALL OF DEATH!
The doors are opening! Hold the line! Upon my signal….unleash hell! And by “hell” I mean, “give a defiant stare to anyone that even thinks about trying to board this over capacity train!” They may be late for work, but you know what??? SO AM I!?!?! And if I have another person’s hot coffee breath on my neck, I’m going to have a severe break down!
Stay vigilant for the attack of the cocky “Could everyone please move all the way in?” guy. Is he blind? If I move any further into this train I will legally be having intercourse with the guy behind me. Only a few more stops until a big drop off so stay strong for we are no longer individuals! We are a mass of humanity that will not have any additions after Grand Street! And if the enemy doesn’t like it, they can wait 3 minutes for the next train!
*** Thanks to everyone that came out to The MacGyver Show last night! It was a wonderful time and many laughs were had by all! Keep on Douchin’ ***
