SUBWAY DOUCHERY : A Silent Vigil
Alert. Poised. Angry. Like a mother hen watching over her chicks, you keep watch over your girls while they sleep one off on the subway train. You knew those final SoCo & Lime shots spelled nothing but trouble, but tonight wasn’t about you. Tonight was about the girls! Especially since Sheneese, whose head is currently resting in your lap, just went through a tough break up. Also, she violently refused to spend money on a cab.
Granted, the ferocity in which they entered the train was over the top. The screaming, the hurling of umbrellas, and the bullish way Sheneese announced to the other passengers, “THIS IS OUR TRAIN!” Luckily, the alcohol took hold and incapacitated your party. So now you keep a silent vigil, and if anyone thinks that big ass hoop earrings can’t be used as lethal weapons, let ‘em try messin’ with you!
*** Photo courtesy of the one…the only….GERALD DOHERTY! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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