One From The Douchery Vault:
right down the middle!
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The 7-10 Split
- Although there was an open seat next to him, Brian always preferred to live dangerously.
- Hmm… his pole is curved too!
- Brian did an erotic “shimmy” to get into the seated position.
- I’ve heard of Balls of Steel but this is a bit much.
- Desperately unhappy with fatherhood but hating hospitals, Brian decided to give himself a Subway Vasectomy.
- “Wait… you’re suppose to hold the pole with your hands and NOT your thighs? Is my face red?!?!” - Brian
- A better and safer way to hide a Subway Erection is to wear jeans instead of slacks.
- With his arms defiantly crossed, I feel as if he’s implying this is somehow our fault.
- Seats always seemed to confuse him. A few stops earlier, he sat backwards with the pole between his ass cheeks. At least this is a step in the right direction.
- “THAT’S GOTTA HURT!” - George Costanza
*** Thanks to Jennifer @ Jenniferbatinich.blogspot.com for sending this dynamite snap shot! The entire Douchery family had a hearty laugh at this one! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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