SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Planters Nuts!
Take a cab?!?! And deny the underground peasants a chance to view our GORGEOUS plant?!?! Not on my Swatch! Everyone will think we are absolutely delightful as we crowd the stairs with our bush! I’ll give a quick wave like a blue collar construction worker and exclaim, “GO AROUND!” Later on, I’ll twitter about it!
Then it will be positively intoxicating as we stuff our bush through the closing doors of the train car and whack everyone around with it’s leaves! We’ll wear sheepish grins as if to say, “Aren’t we adorable?” Everyone aboard the train gives us polite nods that says, “Yes you are!” Not only will we brighten their day by delaying it with our fucking plant, but they will appreciate our rugged determination to bring the rural to the urban! I love us!
***Photo courtesy of great douche watcher, Ironlace! Thanks for the pic!***
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have to carry things home.
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