SUBWAY DOUCHERY

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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Perfect Strangers

Dialogue from the upcoming fish out of water buddy comedy: SPRING FEVURR 

Marco: Listen bro, I know you just moved to the city…hence your backpack… but tonight is gonna be EPIC! 

Brian: I don’t know, Marco. I’m coming from Scranton, Pa to….. BROOKLYN?!?! Everyone here dresses like they are in an 80’s movie about the future. And why do you have to bring the empty keg everywhere with us?

Marco: Because it’s a Party Beacon, Brian. This let’s everyone know that tonight on a roof top in Bushwich… SHIT’S GONNA GO DOWN!

Brian: Why are you talking like that? And since when are you known as “Marco”? Your name is Mark-

Marco (aka Mark): Just shut up! We’re gonna get super drunk and have fun!

….to be continued! 

*** Thank you to my main man with the plan, ALLAN! Great picture! Spring is in the air sooo Keep on Douchin’ ***

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