SUBWAY DOUCHERY : King of the Mountain
Christmas came early this year, special thanks to the MTA! I had been wondering what our holiday passenger bonus was going to be since fares keep increasing and here it is! A HUGE PILE OF GARBAGE! Would ya take a looksey at that!?!? It stretches almost to the ceiling. To the untrained eye, it may look grossly unsanitary but where’s your imagination!
You could play king of the mountain on that pile of garbage for hours with your children, your children’s children, and your children’s step children. While your climbing to the top, you could play, “What’s that smell?” Have the children guess what might be causing the rancid odor, and then have them tear into a bag and find out. We are always trying to boost tourism in this city, and what better sight for a German tourist at Union Square to see then a huge pile of shit!
Happy Unspecific Holidays from the MTA!
