SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Danger Seat
Go ahead..take a load off…you’ve had a long day…all the seats are taken...except this one! Sure, there are people standing, ignoring this seat. Maybe they prefer to stand. Maybe they didn’t even know this seat was open. Or maybe they know something you don’t! There is a funk in the air, but there is no guarantee it’s coming the sleeping homeless guy next to the empty seat. Someone could have an old Styrofoam box of street meat they forgot was in their bag for a few weeks…That happens all the time.
You are being ridiculous! Just plop yourself down next to him and show the rest of the train that you are not judgmental! You are enlightened! You are gonna bust out the latest Malcolm Gladwell book and impress all your friends later with interesting facts about society. So maybe a homeless guy puked on your shoes once and you couldn’t get that smell out of your nose for weeks! Are you going to live in the past forever?!? Like I said…take it easy…have a seat…
