MILE HIGH DOUCHERY: You are making me do this…
I totes understand bringing your lap top with you whilst traveling. Catch up on work put off while vacationing, begin that novel you’ve been intending to write loosely based on your own sexual experiences, perhaps do some online holiday shopping. But to look at Facebook the entire time? In these close quarters?Please understand, you are making me judge you.
Looking at tons of pictures of the same dude? I think you are still holding a candle for your ex-boyfriend Brian, who told you he needed to be on his own because things are “really crazy” for him right now. Psssh, crazy like a fox! What’s with all the pictures of him with his arm around all these different girls ?
While you’re looking at these at all these pics, you keep clicking back and forth to yoga class schedules? Yeah, there’s the ticket! Focus on yourself. Feel good about you! Then, you won’t need Brian!
Are you busting out your digital camera and USB cable? You go girl! Post all those pictures from your vacation! (by “vacation”, I mean trip home to Mom & Dad to “clear your head”) Show that jerk Brian, you ain’t missin’ him at all!
