SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Family Formation
It’s a thing of beauty, isn’t it? It’s feels like I’m looking at a Norman Rockwell painting while listening to a Cat Stevens’ song. Teaching little Rudolfo how to walk up the stairs with Mommy on one side and Grandpa (Papa) on the other. And what better time to teach him to walk up the stairs then the morning rush hour! Please take your time, we all think he’s just as cute as you do! We may seem furious that you’re hogging the entire width of a stair case with your fucking family moment, but we are just reminiscing about simpler more innocent times. That kind of reminiscing can some times look like blind rage.
The holding of the hands shows that you are one, together, bonded as a family. It also insures that the rest of us who are late for work and trying to make a living, have absolutely no way to climb around you. It’s like an impenetrable defensive football formation. If I even try to maneuver around, I’ll be seen as a horrible person. Like an Urban Captain Hook trying to sexually abuse a Lost Boy. I want to thank all three of you for showing me what love, family, and blatant disregard for those around you, is all about.
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sardoodledom reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
This doesn’t apply just for public transportation, this applies for EVERYWHERE. A few weeks ago, someone was trying
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