SUBWAY DOUCHERY : So Wait…Are you or are you not famous?
Alright buddy enough with the cell phone, who are you? I glance at you and I’m pretty sure you are Dermot Mulroney from such films as My Best Friends Wedding, Georgia Rule, and the tear jerking holiday classic The Family Stone. But then again, film stars don’t usually take the trains. They have car services with crystal liquor decanters. Unlike TV stars, I usually see half the cast of 30 Rock on my daily commute.
Here I am trying to enjoy my Dean Koontz novel and now I can’t stop staring at you because you may or may not be famous. You don’t even have the decency to look up from whatever the hell it is your doing on that cell phone and make eye contact with me so I can confirm whether or not I’ve seen you on the silver screen. Don’t you understand I have to be sure you are famous to tell friends about it later! Do you think you’re better than me with those Chuck Taylors and expensive leather jacket?!?!
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yumcrispypata reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
this has happened...i’d like HAHAHAHA
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