SUBWAY AWESOMERY : The Jazz Musician
Oh jeez! Is that music I hear? It’s 8 am, Aren’t the platform “musicians” sleeping off all the Draino & Dr. McGillicuddy’s they drank last night? But wait, this music sounds kinda sweet & smooth. I’m used to psychos banging buckets and pans, or “folk musicians” masturbating by way of the acoustic guitar. But this gentleman sounds like cocktail jazz with his trumpet accompanied by a bass and drum track. He may be dressed like a dock worker but he blows like Miles Davis.
Instead of feeling like a 26 year old comedian with coffee breath that’s going to sit behind a desk all day on Facebook, suddenly I feel like Don Draper waiting for Betty (who is totally going to leave him in a Season 3 cliffhanger!) at the cocktail lounge of the Roosevelt Hotel. You sir, are no douche! You sir, are a man.
