SUBWAY DOUCHERY : What could it be now?
Open bench on a crowded train?!?! Is that mirage?!?!? NO! There is mystery substance coating the curve of the bench and no one wants a stain on the seat of their pants! Because no matter how many times you tell people you sat in something, they are always secretly thinking you crapped your pants!
Chances are it’s something mundane, but THIS IS NEW YORK BABY!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!! That mystery substance could be anything! Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker’s kids threw up some hot chocolate! Maybe Lady GaGa had a Nutella fight with a Paparazzo! The possibilites are endless…or a homeless person shit themselves.
