SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Sit up Straight, Sloppy Joanne!
Obviously…you’ve had a long day. If anyone thinks it is easy dressing like you just auditioned for The Bad News Bears : Holidays on Ice, think again. Sure, the jacket, the beanie, and ear muff head phones may be overkill because it’s only 60 degrees outside, but GODDAMMIT!!!! YOU HAVE AN IMAGE TO UPHOLD!!!
And it’s exhausting looking as super-awesome as you do! That’s why I totally understand that you feel the need to slump down, elbows out, with your knocked knee’d acid washed legs in the middle of the train car. Don’t worry about us, we’ll happily climb over your Nike Dunks! And the gentleman on either side of you are fine your elbows in their ribs! They understand you are going for a very specific look! I think I heard someone ask if you were sponsored by Urban Outfitters! CONGRATS!
