SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Stretcher
I can assure you, sir, that all of us are watching you in absolute awe with a sprinkle of utmost admiration. You could have done these stretches at home but what would have been the point of that? None of us would have had the chance to see you in all your glory.
I haven’t seen the Tea Pot stretch since gym class ‘98! Way to bring back the classics. Then you pulled out the Bar-Hold-Squat-Down, like a Navy Seal making the most out of your surroundings. It may seem like that woman is trying not to look because she’s uncomfortable about your crotch thrusting so close to her face, but I can tell she’s impressed! Just check out that body language!
Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but a good stretch for all to see is the only way to truly get the most out of life. Kudos to you!
