SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Keep on Readin’
OMG!!! Is that Allison Winn Scotch’s Time of My Life?!?! Don’t you worry sweetheart, I wouldn’t want you to be disturbed for one enrapturing second of that masterpiece! You stand like a sentry and the rest of us will climb around you. No, no, no, I insist! Don’t let everyone bumping into you on this packed to capacity train deter you from not moving a muscle.
Have you reached the part where Jillian Westfield finds out the only way to be happy is to live in the present? DON’T LET ME RUIN IT FOR YOU! Read on! I’ll just keep bumping into you like the 5 other people surrounding you because you are treating the train like a fucking library.
