SUBWAY DOUCHERY : B.Y.O.S
Wooah, Nelly! I am just hoping someone offers you a seat so you can dip your sunglasses low the bridge of you nose and whisper, “Nahh man..brought my own…” And motion towards your arbitrary tool box.
Talk about a home run! He’s sitting like James Dean in that movie Giant, he’s holding his Gatorade, he’s rocking military cargo shorts that prove he don’t mess around, he’s got shoes that show he is a walker, AND his wearing his sunglasses underground! The one place sunglasses need never be worn! Complete package! Put this photo up on Match.com and watch the requests roll in! Psssh, who needs chicks when you’re this awesome?!?!? You can just high five yourself!
