SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Not my Cobb Salad!!?!!
Just put that salad anywhere! Sure those avocados would have been delicious in your mouth, but hey you dropped your lunch! Let’s face the facts, there is no such thing as a five second rule when it comes to subway floors. Lord knows there are enough rats in these subway systems to make quick and delicious use of your salad!
I passed this salad THREE TIMES over the course of a few hours! Far be it from the MTA to clean up such a hazardous slippery mess located at the top of a treacherously steep escalator. They have way more important things to do like sitting in a booth and watching the clock til their shift is over. Since their primary function of selling tickets was replaced by machines years ago, I can’t think of anything else they have to do, other then giving blatant attitude when asked the simplest questions.
There the salad sat for hours, like a complacent work of modern art. MoMa would be proud!
