SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mr. Perfect Timing
Boy oh boy! The MetroCard swipe machines sure can get dirty. I can’t think of a better time to clean then MORNING RUSH HOUR, as literally hundreds and hundreds of people are trying to make their way through FOUR turn styles. But they can go eat a peach! This was the most convenient time for you to do your job and by God you are going to take your time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah… your cleaning time is causing confusion and over crowding.. and blah, blah, blah…you couldn’t have picked a worse time to do your job…and yadda, yadda, yadda… if you only waited 45 minutes, you wouldn’t be inconveniencing HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of people just trying to get to work.
But don’t they understand Friday is your BAGEL DAY! And you favorite place is on the EAST SIDE! If you don’t get there soon, they might be out of pumpernickel and your morning will be ruined.
