SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mr. “Interesting” Talent
Well thank God you’ve arrived! It’s time to get some real talent on this train! Forget about Mariachi bands, back flipping adolescents, and homeless crooners…we got Yo-Yo Guy! Endlessly repeating the same three tricks: The Sleeper, The Over the Top, and the classic Walk-the-Dog. Wooooahhooow!
He’s doing it with such intensity and vigor that I am a little scared about my knee caps. Since he refuses to stop, people attempting to get off the train have to walk around his 4 foot yo-yo radius to avoid being whacked. But I’m sure he knows what he’s doing! He is a professional! That’s why he demonstrates his “unique” talent in the ultimate public forum of expression: a train car!
