SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mr. Personal Closet
Of course! Just hang that fancy suit anywhere, as long as it’s convenient for you! If you can’t treat public transit like your own personal walk in closet, than what’s the point of buying a MetroCard! You just take a seat and relax, make all those idiots boarding the train have to maneuver around you’re clothing. Hell, they are just urban peasants anyway! It’s probably an excitement for them to wonder what kind of fine clothing is hidden in your big swinging bag.
With each stop, you get filled with admiration at it’s hanging contents, much like a butcher might admire a fine side of beef hanging in a meat locker. Worry not about it’s distraction and inconvenience to other subway patrons, your only slumming it for the afternoon. Then it’s back to cabs and car services where you belong!
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