SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mr. Standin’ in the Doorway
Awwwww, yeah! This new Kanye, Lil’ Wayne, and Eminem tune is BUMPIN’! Bumpin’ like Bumber Cars! I can’t believe all these fools behind you keep bumpin’ into you! I’m mean true, you are standing in THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING DOOR WAY! And true, the train was delayed, so there is a bigger crowd than usual that was forced to wait on a excessively hot subway platform, whilst you chilled in the air conditioning. Don’t these fools know, that you got your ear buds in! Under no circumstances are you to be disturbed. Sorry, old lady! Sorry, pregnant mom! Sorry, courier with a big box! You’re gonna have to climb your dumb ass around me, because I….LIKE….MY…..SPOT! And I’M….A HUGE….JERK!
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These people make me miss my connecting train.
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