SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Mr. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING?!?
Feelin’ good! It’s 8 a.m. and I’m out the door! No way I’ll be late today! How about some Ice Coffee? Sounds good, I got the time! Swipe my metro card with a flourish! The platform is more crowded than usual! No worries, I’ll catch the next one! I got a fresh batch of tunes on my iPod to keep me company!
The train slowly approaches the station and stops. Then, this happens. The conductor exits through the front of the train with a flashlight, and seemingly starts searchin’ for gold! He’s obviously looking for something on the tracks, perhaps he dropped his keys.
As far as I’m concerned, for a delay this big, there better be a goddamn BODY being dragged under this train. The over sized, and surprisingly nimble, conductor checks every nook and cranny with his flashlight. Then hops back into the driver’s seat like nothing ever happened. While we all stand there mouth breathin’ like a bunch of goofballs with no idea whats going on. Just how the MTA likes us!
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